A Basket of Gems
Mark Stibbe
ISBN: 9781854249227
A lively and often hilarious compilation of sayings, stories and one-liners from the famous, the infamous and the completely anonymous. The material is arranged alphabetically by theme, and embellished with Darren Harvey-Regan's wonderful and wacky cartoons.
CHRISTIAN BOYS' CHAT-UP LINES
1. "Nice Bible."
2. "Is this pew taken?"
3. "I just don't feel called to celibacy."
4. "For you I would slay two Goliaths"
5. "I would go through more than the Book of Job for you"...
6. "Shall we tithe?"
7. "At points in my life I have been referred to as Samson"
8. "The Bible says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'. So how about dinner?"
9. "I didn't believe in predestination until tonight."
10. "I believe one of my ribs belongs to you."
The Revd Dr Mark Stibbe was until recently Vicar of St Andrew's Church, Chorleywood. He is now the leader of the Father's House Trust. He has written many books, including the acclaimed A Box of Delights (Monarch) and is a popular speaker both in the UK and throughout the rest of Europe.
ISBN: 9781854249227
Catalogue code: N/A
Publisher: - published 18/09/2009
Format: Paperback 192pp